The Menopause Song
by Marti
I am suddenly sweating
While everyone’s’ cold
And my buddies are betting
It’s just ‘cause I’m old
My friend who came
Every 28 days
It’s just not the same
Since she stays away
But I have a new partner
Who’s here when she’s not
And since I’ve met her
Good gracious, I’m hot
Mood swings, insomnia, lack of desire,
All these things I get
I think I’m on fire
I’ll finish this yet,
Turn that A.C. up higher!
My life’s going great
I’m getting all hairy
Meet my new playmate
It’s the Hormone Fairy!
But my life couldn’t be better
I don’t want it different
Let me get out of this sweater
At least I’m not pregnant!
10 comments:
lol !! i got a kick out of this..my doctor did a hesterectamy for cancer..and i got all thouse symptons..and he tried to tell me i couldnt have metapause at 32..
Hmm cant think of anything else with thouse symptons.lol
Not worrying about being pregnant could be a good thing, perhaps unnecessary since "lack of desire" may stop that worry! LOL!
What a hoot!!!!
Be well,
Dawn
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That is hysterical! You should actually do it for the comedy channel or something! Ha! Make some $$ off it & you can pamper yourself! Ha!
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Psychfun
BTW...who came up with the word MENOPAUSE? Does that mean a pause in men? Ha!
Marti You just have to sing this for the voice entry for aol j-land 2nd AnniVoicery you are too funny!!
AMEN! At least I'm not pregnant. I'm getting hot just reading this. Good entry. Hope you're feeling better.
Jude
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Lol, I am right there with you singing harmony lol! Thanks for sharing with carnivAOL!
loving you
karyl
LOL
Hi! Know how you feel hope you feel better going thought this for 5-6 years.So far no better since the Dr. took me off all med going thought this col turkey.HA Ha Well Feel Better and Good Luck!!!!!!
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