These are weird things my husband has done in his sleep...
One night, before I went to bed, I tied up the garbage & placed it in front of the washer. "Now,Tom, " I said in my best wifely tone,"make sure you take that out before you go to bed."
The next morning,Mariah had an odd look on her face,"Mama",she said slowly"did you wash anything last night?"
Upon looking in the washer, I found the last night's trash. It had been washed.
Hey,dont' talk about my housekeeping, my garbage is cleaner than yours!
another time...
I came into the kitchen & Tom had opened 4 cans of bean dip & was applying them neatly & fastidiously to the counter.
so, I asked him what was he doing.
He replied, with eyes wide open, "Frosting a cake!"
Another time...
Mariah was little. we were watchng tv. Tom had been in bed for awhile.
He walked in,lifted up the couch cushion, peed all in it, carefully replaced it & went back to bed.
14 comments:
OHHHHH Marti!!!!!! lmaoooooooooooooo
I'm laughing so hard!!! That's sooooo funny.
That is just too funny. I know someone who did the peeing thing too...mums on who though! HA! No not me, but someone who would probably never forgive me if I said he did it! Ha! I'm glad so far it hasn't been too bad of a consequence. Washing trash...hmmm that brings a lot of ideas to mind! ;-)
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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GOD!
Not always funny I know, but I am laughing with you!!
We had a sleep walking son and now his daughter does it.
Wishing you health, happiness and laughter.
TJ~
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Oh Gosh that is so funny. My dad on occasion tries to turn off the fireplace with the TV remote during the winter. I wonder if he has what your DH has? lol Gosh this is so funny and better though, I had to share this with my DH. Lofl. Hahahahahahaha!
Mariann
I almost choked on lunch here...
OMG! Marti, this is terrible and terribly funny at the same time, LOL! Poor Tom. I know he can't help it. But really, Marti, how much did you ransom those home videos for? A new car? Laughing here!
God! hoe funny. Joe went to the corner of the room once but I somehow managed to get him to the bathroom.....the latest is his sleep-eating. He put a bag of shrimp in the cabinet over the stove. We were gone all week end. On our arrival home, the house smelled pretty bad! Took him a day to find it! He told me I did it...right!! Got any suggestions? I'm going to try and find a bag of lime and see if I sprinkle it on the shelf it may help. Life with men!
We're so (mmpfh) sorry for the (snicker) serious medical (giggle) condition of your (chortle) poor husband. We hope (guffaw) that he gets better so ..........
ROFL!
Bon & Mal
Judith<-----spewing milk through nose!
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The only thing I can come close to with this is that Bill sings in his sleep. One night he sat straight up, started clapping his hand to the beat while he sang "she'll be coming round the mountain when she comes." He actually sang three verses before laying down.
Glad you're feeling better.
Jude
P.S.: I wanted to try those quizzes but you didn't send me the links.
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Oh the amusement and material for endless teasing! Ha!
Tammy
Oh MY. Ummm does he read your journal?? Hope not, and thank you for the good old laugh this morning, I couldn't help it!
Rebecca
I couldn't help but laugh- what funny stories! ~Kori
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