I was talking to an adorable Kindergartener the other day.The conversation got into the subject of her mama going to work.
She lisped,"you can call my mama if you ever need a good prostitute."
Imust have looked like I was drowning momentarily, because she added in the tone one uses to speak to the simple-minded,"If you can't come to work, just call her and she'll prostitute for your class."
I gotta meet this woman!
12 comments:
This is the funniest thing I've heard in months!!!!! Someone better rectify this childs vocabulary before their mom's reputation is permentally damaged! - Barbara
LOLOLOLOL! kids do say the darnest things hilarious i needed this good laugh thanks~kbear
OMG...how funny!!! Talk about a slip of the tongue!!!
be well,
Dawn
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Ok, that covers your job at school, but does she do windows too?? lmaooooooo
We suspect that Art Linkletter would be in tears.
Hugs,
Bonnie and Walt
Oh, this is priceless!! Thanks for the laugh!
Michelle
dear Marti,
how cute! lol! thanks so much!
love,nat
How cute....I think thats the work dor it....LOL
Carrie
This is as cute as the one about your student writing about Martin Luther King. Thanks for the smile.
Jude
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LOL oh my that is way to funny. I think I would have just cracked up right there.
Oh that is hilarious! I would have fallen out!
Traci
Funny - love childwords! :)
Thanks for sharing!
Happy Easter to you and yours!
_rRose
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