Have you ever felt that moment
when you look in the mirror
and think you've lost weight,
then look over your shoulder
and find it?
Happens to me a lot
So I've got these black stretch pants on
the front looks good.
Fearful of the cushion lurking behind me,
I ask my husband,
"how does this look?"
As all men
who have been happily married for a long time do,
he answered "fine"
much too quickly.
Now my Tom is not easily duped.
when I ask him,
"do I look fat?"
his immediate answer is<
"Do I look stupid?"
but I explained to him
that I know I am a hot 50 year old
(how's that for an oxymoron?)
I just want to know
if this is appropriate for school.
"fine", he reassured me again.
I get to school
walk past EVERYONE I know
get into my classroom
and feel this HUGE lump
on my leg
like an extra butt cheek
halfway down my thigh.
What in the hell is that?
I pull a pair of tights out
of my pant leg
that had me looking
like I had a giant tumor!
So much for his future as a fashion consultant!
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You're sooo funny. Paula
Hahahaaaaaaa that was a good story. Just goes to show men don't really even LOOK at us after we've been married for so long!! ~~Kath~~
ROFL! Good one!
Nancy
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LOL Oh my... he didn't look too hard did he?? LOL Life... ya just havta laugh! LOL
be well,
Dawn
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I got rid of my full-length mirror sometime around the age of 36. Don't need to see anything below my shoulders. ;)
Russ
LOL...so funny. My hubby whenever he is asked "How do I look"...tells me - that's a loaded question...mostly he says great, fine or whatever. They hate being asked. I guess we really need to count on our own instincts when it comes to how we look...love, Sandi
that is freaking hilarious!
my arse looks lik two ferrets are trapped in there and are fighing to get out!!
Lyn
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ROFL!!! Priceless. - Barbara
LOL! Oh dear!
Traci
LOLOLOL OMG, I nearly pissed myself then with that story. I thought maybe one of the male students was a little over excited standing next to you ;-)
Gaz xx
My husband knows better then say anything. Then again I know better then to wear streatch clothing! I look good for a women who is 37, but not that good.
Kelli
Http://journals.aol.com/kamdghwmw/noonmom
Some may soar like Eagles and then there are those that fly like buzzards! Miss you and your quick wit. Just missin your visits! Take care of you and as always, your's as well,
Katie
lol you are way to funny. I have done stuff like that too.
awwwwwwwwwwwwww Marti (HUGGGGGGGGGGGS)
youare way to beautiful to worry trust me!
love,natalie
p.s.
I loved your rainforest comemnt in my blog thanks!
p.p.s.
are you any good at sports?
love,nat
Marti, no matter which way I turn, my ass is still behind me.
OMG....I thought I was the only person who had stuff end up in my pants like that! LOL
Beck
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