Sunday, August 12, 2007

Toilet Humor

We were having problems with a leaky toilet.
Now, Tom can fix anything
Not always exactly the way you would want it fixed
but it will either work or be so torn up that you dont' have to worry about it anymore.
He comes in with another toilet.
He tightens it too far and it cracks.
Lesser men night have cussed and fussed
Not my Tom
He gets another beer
AND another toilet
problems again
not to worry
He comes back with yet ANOTHER toilet.
By this time
I have to ask
"Where the hell are you getting all these toilets?"
(It is important to note that I only asked after the third toilet)
Turns out there is this bar in Mobile
the place to go if you are young and/or hip
called The Soul Kitchen
semi-famous people play there
like Paulo Nutini
Drive By Truckers
Corey Smith
but I digress
this bar had recently moved
and is owned by Tom's boss's son
He apparently neglected to take his toilets with him.
my toilet probably has some tales to tell....
 It's also a handicapped toilet
so everyones feet dangle into space..
Never a dull moment!


bhbner2him said...

Hum, would love to see what Tom could do with duct tape!  -  Barbara

plieck30 said...

Its so nice to have a man around the house. If he is a handy man of course. Paula

gazker said...

Oh wow, to think you are gonna park your bum on a seat where someone famous could have sat!
Puts a whole new meaning on dancing cheek to cheek ;-)
Gaz xx LOLOL

lifes2odd said...

Oh my, only you guys! LOL!

princesssaurora said...

Well, at least its a toilet!  LOL  

be well,

ktkamanski said...

Now that's what I call having a Handy Man around to solve all! Hope your enjoying your weekend! Take care,

toonguykc said...

At least the toilet didn't come from a gay many stories in gay bar restrooms....and I may or may not be a character in some of them!!   Sshhhh


deshelestraci said...

You said it!  Never a dull moment!

kamdghwmw said...

That is something that would happen at our house!

rdautumnsage said...

Hopefully one of the toilets did the trick. Doc isn't handy, that would be me. Unless of course it was a guitar then he could probably build that from scatch. Musicians tend to be one trick ponies. (Hugs) indigo

bgilmore725 said...

What a guy your Tom is.... so calm and cool, even facing the dilemma of repairing a leaky toilet ... my own guy wouldn't have been so calm... even if there were three toilets available. You all are too funny! bea

erarein63 said...

Oh Jeez!  That is funny, but at least Tom's creative.  De ;)

jmorancoyle said...

    Nothing like sitting on a throne when you need to. I give Tom credit for attempting such a feat. In my house, it would continue to leak. No one here would attempt to find out how to fix it.

mztishgray0726 said...

I really like the toilet pictures.  That was cute a nice family outing.  (giggle).  Hugs.  Tish G.

kirstiepop13 said...

ok i will love to be friends with you :) i hope you enjoy the rest of the summer ok
(((hugs and love))))


helmswondermom said...

That is so funny!  Glad the toilet is fixed (hope you gave it a good cleaning!). lol

nay0114 said...

Busting a gut over my way... you guys are a hoot.
Take care, Chrissie