Saintly Overworked Mom comes in from number 2 job after going to the store.
Drunken Husband grills steaks...
Saintly Overworked Mom chisels 25$ worth of shoe leather off the grill and feeds it to the cats.
Slutty Older Daughter is off with Wont' Marry Her Boyfriend.
Lazy Cheerleader can't wash the dishes due to mysterious pains in her leg that cause her too much agony to stand at the sink but do not in any way prohibit back flips.
No problem that can't be solved by evicting Mariah,
putting Caitlin up for adoption,
burning the house down,
changing my name
& going to Mexico!