Saturday, March 24, 2007

sex and substitutes

I was talking to an adorable Kindergartener the other day.The conversation got into the subject of her mama going to work.

She lisped,"you can call my mama if you ever need a good prostitute."

Imust have looked like I was drowning momentarily, because she added in the tone one uses to speak to the simple-minded,"If you can't come to work, just call her and she'll prostitute for your class."

I gotta meet this woman!

12 comments:

bhbner2him said...

This is the funniest thing I've heard in months!!!!!  Someone better rectify this childs vocabulary before their mom's reputation is permentally damaged!  -  Barbara

karebear4x4 said...

LOLOLOLOL!   kids do say the darnest things    hilarious    i needed this good laugh  thanks~kbear

princesssaurora said...

OMG...how funny!!!  Talk about a slip of the tongue!!!  

be well,
Dawn
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demandnlilchit said...

Ok, that covers your job at school, but does she do windows too?? lmaooooooo

b4i8clover said...

We suspect that Art Linkletter would be in tears.
Hugs,
Bonnie and Walt

inafrnz247 said...

Oh, this is priceless!!  Thanks for the laugh!

Michelle

lurkynat said...

dear Marti,
how cute! lol! thanks so much!
love,nat

cgtperkins said...

How cute....I think thats the work dor it....LOL
Carrie

jmorancoyle said...

    This is as cute as the one about your student writing about Martin Luther King. Thanks for the smile.
Jude
http://journals.aol.com/jmorancoyle/MyWay

am4039 said...

LOL oh my that is way to funny. I think I would have just cracked up right there.

deshelestraci said...

Oh that is hilarious!  I would have fallen out!
Traci

rrveh1 said...

Funny - love childwords! :)
Thanks for sharing!
Happy Easter to you and yours!
_rRose
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