There are people who still persist in thinking we here in the southland are
crazy from the heat
married to our cousins
have no front teeth
and carry chewing tobaccy in our back pockets.
We never tell them its not true
because then they will all want to move here...
so when a guy from New York admired my yoga symbol necklace, saying"I didn't know you knew about Yoga down here"
"Whut? Yall aint never heared of Sweet Ohm Alabama?"