These are weird things my husband has done in his sleep...
One night, before I went to bed, I tied up the garbage & placed it in front of the washer. "Now,Tom, " I said in my best wifely tone,"make sure you take that out before you go to bed."
The next morning,Mariah had an odd look on her face,"Mama",she said slowly"did you wash anything last night?"
Upon looking in the washer, I found the last night's trash. It had been washed.
Hey,dont' talk about my housekeeping, my garbage is cleaner than yours!
I came into the kitchen & Tom had opened 4 cans of bean dip & was applying them neatly & fastidiously to the counter.
so, I asked him what was he doing.
He replied, with eyes wide open, "Frosting a cake!"
Mariah was little. we were watchng tv. Tom had been in bed for awhile.
He walked in,lifted up the couch cushion, peed all in it, carefully replaced it & went back to bed.