Caitlin is holding up a box of delicious Empty Calorie cereal.
"Mom, how come you let me eat this now?
When I was little , if sugar was listed in the first three ingredients, we couldn't have it."
"Well,"I replied, "You are pretty much grown and have basically healthy eating habits now.
Besides, I worry about you consuming other unhealthy substances like alcohol, cocaine, Xstacy....
sugar is way down on my list of concerns at this point."
Mariah brandishes the box,
"no more Spermpuffs for you, my pretty!"she chortles.