if i could be....

"Hey look, a meme! We'll call this one the "If I could be" meme. If you're tagged, you're supposed to follow the directions for answering the meme and then select 3 others to pass the meme along to. You have to select people who haven't answered it, and you can't tag me because I started this silly thing. Please link back to the person who tagged you, as I'm going to try and track this thing and see how far it goes.

So here's how it works. Immediately following there is a list of 18 different occupations. You must select at least 5 of them (feel free to select more). You may add more if you like to your list before you pass it on (after you select 5 of the items as it was passed to you). Each one begins with "If I could be..." Of the 5 you selected, you are to finish each phrase with what you would do as a member of that profession.

For example, if the selected occupation was "farmer" you might take the phrase "If I could be a farmer..." and add to it "I would raise llamas and give them away to children who didn't have any pets." See how easy that is? Here's the list:

If I could be a scientist...
If I could be a farmer...
If I could be a musician...
If I could be a doctor...
If I could be a painter...
If I could be a gardener...
If I could be a missionary...
If I could be a chef...
If I could be an architect...
If I could be a linguist...
If I could be a psychologist...
If I could be a librarian...
If I could be an athlete...
If I could be a lawyer...
If I could be an innkeeper...
If I could be a professor...
If I could be a writer...
If I could be a llama-rider...

If I could be a professor...I'd wear Birkenstocks & ride my bke to class, have lectures under the trees & give easy finals

If I could be a librarian...I d read durning my lunch hour

if I could be a psychologist...I'd tell people it's just not so damn serious!

if I could be an innkeeper...I'd knock money off the price of a room if people would tell me stories of their travels.

If I could be a gardener...I'd have an indecent liason with the poolboy!

So this was fun! I got it from olddog, he is always coming up with cool stuff!