This is an actual conversation that occurred at our house the other dayl I report it to you in its entirity, in the interest of excusing any future insane rantings on my part.
Caitlin- (in a fit of laughter at the dinner table) I'm dying!
Tom- Dieting? You're too skinny to diet!
Mariah- Dying! She 's dying!
Caitlin- Who's dying?
Mariah- You! You just said you were dying!
Caitlin-oh! What's wrong with me?